--- a/static/wtf.txt	Mon May 07 11:59:17 2007 +0200
+++ b/static/wtf.txt	Thu May 17 19:50:27 2007 +0200
@@ -164,6 +164,7 @@
 AFCAC	Air Force Computer Acquisition Center
 AFC	American Football Conference
 AFC	Automatic Frequency/Flight Control
+AFC	Away From Computer
 AFCC	Air Force Communications Command
 AFGE	American Federation of Government Employees
 AFI	Authority and Format Identifier
@@ -237,6 +238,7 @@
 ALM	Asychronous Line Module
 ALM	Asynchronous Line Multiplexer
 ALMS	alt.lifestyle.master.slave
+ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud
 ALPO	Association of Lunar and Planetary Observers
 ALRU	Automatic Line Record Update
 ALS	Advanced Launch System [Space]
@@ -520,9 +522,8 @@
 BBM	Big Beautiful Man
 BBN	Bolt, Beranek, and Newman [Corporate name]
 B	Book
-BBS	be back soon
-BBS	Bulletin Board Service
-BBS	Bulletin Board System
+BBS	Be Back Soon
+BBS	Bulletin Board Service/System
 BBW	Big Beautiful Woman
 BBXRT	Broad-Band X-Ray Telescope (ASTRO package)
 B	Byte
@@ -731,6 +732,7 @@
 BSW	Boston Software Works
 BTA	But Then Again
 BTAM	Basic Telecommunications Access Method [IBM]
+BT	BitTorrent
 BT	Bus Terminator
 BTDT	Been There, Done That
 BTHU	British Thermal Unit, "BThU" (BTU, q.v., is preferred)
@@ -1091,6 +1093,7 @@
 CMS	Call Management System
 CMS	Circuit Maintenance System
 CMS	Communications Management Subsystem
+CMS	Content Management System
 CMS	Conversational Monitoring System
 CMSGT	Chief Master Sergeant, "CMSgt"
 CMT	Cellular Mobile Telephone
@@ -1354,6 +1357,7 @@
 CWI	Centrum voor Wiskunde en Informatica (Centre for Mathematics and Computer Science)
 CWO	Cash With Order
 CWO	Chief Warrant Officer
+CWOT	Complete Waste Of Time
 CWRU	Case Western Reserve University
 CWYS	Converse With You Soon
 CXI	Common X-windows Interface
@@ -1621,7 +1625,8 @@
 DNC	Dynamic Network Controller
 DNCRI	[NSF (q.v.)] Division of Networking and Communications Research and Infrastructure
 DN	Directory Number
-DNDK	don't know, don't care
+DND	Do Not Disturb
+DNDC	Don't Know, Don't Care
 DNHR	Dynamic NonHierarchical Routing
 DNIC	Data Network Identification Code [telephony]
 DNI	DECnet Network Interface
@@ -1715,6 +1720,7 @@
 DSE	Data Structure Editor
 DSEE	Domain Software Engineering Environment
 DSI	Digital Speech Interpolation
+DSL	Digital Subscriber Line
 DSM	Distinguished Service Medal
 DSN	Deep Space Network
 DSN	Digital Signal (level) N
@@ -2152,6 +2158,7 @@
 FEV	Far End Voice
 FFA	Field Failure Analysis
 FFA	Future Farmers of America
+FFC	Free For Chat
 FF	Fist F*
 FF	Flip-Flop
 FFRDC	Federally Funded Reseach and Development Center
@@ -2482,6 +2489,7 @@
 GTO	Geostationary Transfer Orbit
 GTSI	Government Technology Services, inc.
 GTT	Global Title Transmission
+GUG	Generic UTC Greeting
 GUIDE	Graphical User Interface Design Editor (Sun)
 GUI	Graphical User Interface
 GUS	Guide to the Use of Standards (SPAG publication)
@@ -2619,8 +2627,10 @@
 HST	Hawaiian Standard Time
 HST	High Speed Technology
 HST	Hubble Space Telescope
+HTF	How The Fuck
 HTH	Hope This Helps
 HTH	Hand To Hand [combat]
+HTH	Happy To Help
 HT	High Tension (as in electric power transmission)
 HT	Horizontal Tab
 HTK	Hits To Kill
@@ -2717,6 +2727,7 @@
 IDP	Initial Domain Part
 IDP	Internet Datagram Protocol (XNS equivalent to IP)
 IDS	Internal Directory System
+IDTS	I Don't Think So
 IDVC	Integrated Data/Voice Channel
 IDV	Interlibrational Derived Vehicle [Space]
 IEC	InterExchange Carrier [telephony] (see also IC)
@@ -2750,6 +2761,7 @@
 IGMP	Internet Group Multicast Protocol
 IGP	Interior Gateway Protocol
 IGY	International Geophysical Year
+IHA	I Hate Acronyms
 IHP	Indicated HorsePower
 IHS	Integrated Hospital Support
 IIA	Information Industry Association
@@ -3013,6 +3025,7 @@
 JIT	Just In Time
 JK	Just Kidding / JoKe
 JLE	Japanese Language Enveronment
+JLMK	Just Let Me Know
 JMO	Just My Opinion
 JMS	John Milton Society
 JMX	Jumbogroup MultipleX
@@ -3702,7 +3715,7 @@
 MTF	Male to Female (transgendered)
 MTF	Master Test Frame
 MTF	Modulation Transfer Function
-MTF	more to follow
+MTF	More To Follow
 MTI	Multi-Terminal Interface
 MT	Material Transfer
 MT	Metric Ton
@@ -3748,7 +3761,6 @@
 MX	Mail eXchange
 MX	Missile eXperimental
 MXU	MultipleXer Unit
-MYOB	mind your own business
 MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
 NAACP	National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
 NAAFA	National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
@@ -3770,12 +3782,12 @@
 NAM	National Account Manager [telephony, AT&T specific?]
 NAM	Number Assignment Module [telephony, cellular phone changeable ROM]
 NA	Narcotics Anonymous
-NAND	Inverted And Gate, Not And
 NAND	Not-AND gate
 NA	Next Address
 NAN	Not A Number
 NA	North America
 NA	Not Applicable
+NA	Not Available
 NANP	North American Numbering Plan
 NAPAP	National Acid Precipitation Assessment Program
 NAPLPS	North American Presentation Layer Protocol Suite
@@ -3802,7 +3814,9 @@
 NAVSWC	NAV Surface Warfare/Weapons Center
 NBA	National Basketball Association
 NBC	National Broadcasting Company
-NBD	no big deal
+NBD	Network Block Device (Linux)
+NBD	Next Business Day
+NBD	No Big Deal
 NBFM	NarrowBand Frequency Modulation
 NB	New Brunswick
 NB	Nota Bene
@@ -4009,7 +4023,7 @@
 NRE	Non-Recurring Engineering
 NRL	Naval Research Labs
 NRM	Normal Response Mode
-NRN	no reply necessary
+NRN	No Reply Necessary
 NROFF	New ROFF
 NRO	National Reconnaissance Office
 NRZI	Non-Return to Zero Inverted (magnetic tape, 800 bpi)
@@ -4286,16 +4300,15 @@
 OTM	On Time Marker
 OTP	On The Phone
 OT	Off Topic
-OTOH	on the other hand
-OTOH	On The Other Hand
 OTOH	On The Other Hand
 OT	Old Testament
 OT	OverTime
+OTR	Off The Record
 OTR	On The Rag
 OTS	Office of Thrift Supervision
 OTS	Officers' Training School
 OTS	Off The Shelf
-OTTOMH	off the top of my head
+OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head
 OTV	Orbital Transfer Vehicle [Space]
 OTW	One True Way
 OUTWATS	OUTward Wide Area Telephone Service [telephony]
@@ -4386,7 +4399,7 @@
 PCO	Process Change Order
 PCPC	Personal Computers Peripheral Corporation
 PC	Peace Corps
-PC	PerCent; PerCentage
+PC	PerCent/PerCentage
 PC	Personal Computer
 PC	Piece of Crap
 PC	Player Character (see NPC)
@@ -5804,8 +5817,6 @@
 TI	Transport Independent
 TKO	Technical Knock Out
 TK	TeleKommunikation
-TLA	three letter acronym
-TLA	Three Letter Acronym
 TLA	Three Letter Acronym
 TLB	Translation lookaside buffer
 TLC	Tender Loving Care